"We're so sorry sir," we said, "But we're vegetarian, and we can't eat the soup because there's a bunch of meat in it."
"Vell, vust eat avound ze sausage. It von't bite!"
"Thanks but no thanks. We will just order something else."
"Avsolutely not. You pay me now, and zen, get out of my cafe!"
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