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Subject:         Hey Luke!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Date: August 22, 2014 at 10:01 am PST

In Reply to: Anal Retentive posted by on August 14, 2014 at 4:22 am:

From: MM (
Subject: Turkey Baster
Date: August 22, 2014 at 8:19 am PST

I had forgotten about this one. I heard this story second hand but the person who it happened to shared their story on Roger's blog. I speaks to Doug's character:

"I did this fast a few years ago. It was a disaster. My colon became impacted because you don’t take anything to make sure your body keeps eliminating while fasting. It was one of the scariest and most painful things I’ve ever gone through. Doug was horrific- an arrogant, irresponsible megalomaniac. He didn’t want me to do an enema (even though I knew that was EXACTLY what I needed) and refused to request an enema bag from the hospital (even though he kept telling my partner that he would). He wanted me to reach up my anus and manually pick out the compacted feces until it loosened up. This basically just continues to irritate and create swelling of already very sensitive tissue. Then he brought me…a turkey baster!!! He actually wanted me to try putting that up my anus with some sesame oil he found in the kitchen (um…is n’t that basically the same principle as an enema, Doug??)

Fortunately I am not a weak person and my partner and I are Alphas…not in anyway intimated by Doug or his “authority”. My partner got up in Doug’s face and took amazing care of me. Eventually an intern fessed up that she HAD an enema bag the whole time and let me use it (still reluctantly because of her fear of Doug. Fear of Doug?! WHY??). It saved me and took care of the problem instantly, after 24 hours of needless suffering.

My partner and I made him give us at least half of our money back (he said he would give back half because we were “perfectly happy” while we were fasting!! What an a-hole).

I ended up laying into him at breakfast a few days later when he quietly came to me to see how I was doing, as if he gave a s--t. I tore him a new a-hole (for tearing mine!). Everyone just sat quietly eating their watermelon as if none of it was happening. Scared little sheep. Afterwards I found out that his assistant at the time told everyone I was just reacting to “keytones” in my bloodstream!

We left that place, which we came to call “Dougonia”, and said good riddance to his brainwashed followers, who we referred to as “Grahamanites” (feel free to adopt this terminology!).

There were so many other disasters on that trip. One man had a psychotic break and ended up in the hospital. My mom had the same reaction to the fast as I did, but since she broke after me, by then we had the enema kit for her to use. Another woman asked for MY help as she was having the same problem but somehow was afraid to take her problem to Doug! Funny, Doug said compacted colon from fasting happens “One in a million times”, but it happened to THREE of us on that trip, that I know of. I said to him, “Oh! One in a million eh? Well, that means it can happen and that you know it can happen and so you should be prepared, no?”

Also, his first aid kit was lost in baggage on our way to Costa Rica. But somehow in the three weeks we were fasting he could n’t put a new one together??

I was amazed at the psychology of the whole thing. Why did so many grown adults hand over all of their power to him? Why were so many grown adults AFRAID of him?? Afraid of what?!? What on earth could he possible do to any of us? It was truly bizarre. People were “afraid” to leave the property because he did n’t want them to. People were “afraid” to do an enema because he said not to. I could n’t believe it!

Seems most self-possessed people who trust their bodies and their intuition end up seeing right through him and leaving early.

He’s a hack with a serious psychological complex and he really needs to be taken down. His narcissism coupled with the psychological weakness of the chronically ill is a lethal combination. Now THAT IS something to be afraid of!"

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