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From:	John(HI) (66.91.34.140)
Subject:	Laying Down Some Ground Rules
Date:	March 19, 2012 at 4:07 pm PST

On the first day of college, the Dean addressed the students, pointing out some of the rules. "The female dormitory will be out-of-bounds for all male students, and the male dormitory to the female students. Anybody caught breaking this rule will be fined $20 the first time." He continued, "Anybody caught breaking this rule the second time will be fined $60. Being caught a third time will incur a hefty fine of $180. Are there any questions?"

At that point, a male student in the back of the crowd inquired, "How much for a season pass?"

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