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From:	soooright (74.234.201.218)
Subject:	I heard this on the radio, to the tune of Billie Jean, several years ago
Date:	June 30, 2009 at 3:34 pm PST

He was more like an older teen not one barely thirteen
A 12 year old boy is claiming that I am the one
Tho we just slept in a bed at my ranch
But we didn't have fun
Tho we slept in a bed at my ranch

I just tucked him in, and I really wasn't mean
But they caused a terrible scene
Seventy cops raided my Neverland home
Tho we just slept in a bed at my ranch

Tito always told me be careful who you do
Don't hang around with those little boys
And Mama always told me grow up and be a man
Or you might lose all of your fans
So surrender while you still can hey hey

That kid is not my lover
He's just a boy who claims I felt his buns
But I swear I didn't get none
He said that I touched his buns
But I swear I didn't get none

When I got married to Debbie and Lisa Marie
That didn't stop the press from tellin' tales about me
We just slept in a bed at my ranch
So take my strong advice
Just remember reporters ain't nice
They ain't nice, they ain't nice!

They served a warrant for my arrest
But I won't confess!
The second time I'm accused of this awful crime (Oh no!)
Tho we just slept in a bed at my ranch

Tito always told me be careful who you do
Don't hang around with those little boys
And Mama always told me grow up and be a man
Or you might lose all of your fans
So surrender now while you still can hey hey

That kid is not my lover
He's just a boy who claims that I felt his buns
But I swear I didn't get none
He said that I touched his buns
But I swear I didn't get none

He said that I touched his buns
But I swear I didn't get none

That kid is not my lover
That kid is not my lover
That kid is not my lover

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