From: Sandy Laurie (188.8.131.52)
This is the PC family. Big Daddy Mirro, the lovely Mama Kuhn-Rikon, and little Baby Timer. Can't you just tell they're a loving, close-knit clan?
Please, Mr. Bezos, stop the evil overlords who work at Amazon from holding the rest of this nice family hostage! Big Daddy Mirro has lost his petcock over this. Mama Kuhn-Rikon can barely bring herself up to high pressure. Baby Timer cries itself to sleep every night.
HAVE A HEART, BEZOS! SHIP MY $#@!#!&% PRESSURE COOKERS!!!!!!