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From: John(HI) (
Subject:         Bad T-shirt Ideas
Date: November 21, 2016 at 8:57 am PST

I have CDO. It's like OCD, but the letters are in alphabetical order ... as they should be.

I hate being bi-polar. It's awesome!

:(: <-- bi-polar emoticon

The voices are back. Excellent.

The voices in my head have some pretty good ideas.

When I was a kid ... no, wait ... I still do that.

If you pronounce "Gullible" very slowly it will sound like "Oranges".

I'm not saying you are stupid. I'm just saying that you have bad luck when it comes to thinking.

I'd agree with you, but then we'd both be wrong.

It's OK if you disagree with me, afterall, I can't force you to be right.

Of course your opinion matters. Just not to me.

I'm always disappointed when a liar's pants don't catch on fire.

I can explain it for you, but I can't understand it for you.

Of course I talk like an idiot, how else would you understand me?

Immature: a word boring people use to describe fun people.

Organized people are just too lazy to look for things.

Why kill them with kindness when you could use a hammer?
I have OCD and ADD
So everything has to be perfect ... but not for very long

My silence does not mean that I agree with you.
It's just that your level of ignorance has rendered me speechless.

A federally funded scientific research study has determined that if you can read this you are not blind.

I always mean what I say.
I might not mean to say it out loud, but I always mean it.

I am not the sort of person you should put on a speaker phone
I've reached that age where my brain has switched from "I probably shouldn't do that," to "What the hell, let's see what happens."

My doctor told me to start killing people. Well, not in those exact words. He said I have to reduce stress in my life, which is pretty much the same thing.

So, if we lie to the government, it's a felony; but if they lie to us, it's politics.

My first thought when I woke up this morning: Nope.

Dear life, will you at least start using a lubricant?
When I arrived at work this morning my boss told me to have a good day, so I went back home.

Pretty sure that I am going to be one of those senior citizens who bites everyone.

Be careful when you follow the masses, sometimes the "m" is silent.

Sometimes I sit quietly and wonder why I'm not in a mental asylum; other times I look around and realize that maybe I already am.

There are 10 kinds of people in this world: those who understand the binary system and those who don't.

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