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From: John (HI) (
Subject:         Random Ramblings
Date: September 19, 2016 at 10:34 am PST

My goal for 2016 was to lose just 10 pounds … only 15 more to go.

I ate salad for dinner …well it was mostly croutons & tomatoes ... Really just one big, round crouton covered with tomato sauce ... cheese... OKAY, FINE, it was a pizza... I ate a whole pizza …

I don't mean to brag but… I finished my 14-day diet food in 3 hours and 20 minutes ...

I just did a week's worth of cardio after walking into a spider web ...

A recent study has found women who carry a little extra weight live longer than men who mention it ...

Kids today don't know how easy they have it... when I was young, I had to walk nine feet through shag carpet to change the TV channel...

Senility has been a smooth transition for me...

Remember back when we were kids and every time it was below zero out they closed school? Yeah, me neither.

I may not be that funny or athletic or good looking or smart or talented … I forgot where I was going with this ...

I love being over 65 … I learn something new every day and forget five other things ...

A thief broke into my house last night … He started searching for money … so I woke up and searched with him...

My dentist told me I need a Crown … I said, “You bet, I'll have mine over rocks” …

I think I'll just put an "Out of Order" sticker on my forehead and call it a day ...

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