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From: John (HI) (72.130.105.154)
Subject:         British Humor
Date: August 14, 2016 at 4:48 pm PST

I got invited to a party and was told to dress to kill. Apparently a turban, beard, and a backpack wasn't what they had in mind.

Seven wheelchair athletes have been banned from the Para-Olympics after they tested positive for WD40.


A teenage boy asks his granny: “Have you seen my pills? They were labeled LSD?” Granny replies: “ To he,l with your pills, did you see the dragons in the kitchen?”


I've accidentally swallowed some Scrabble tiles. My next crap could spell disaster.


I woke up this morning at 11:30 , and could sense something was wrong. I got downstairs and found the wife face down on the kitchen floor, not breathing! I panicked. I didn't know what to do. Then I remembered McDonalds now serve breakfast all day.


Bought the missus a hamster skin coat last week. When we went to the fair last night it took me 3 hours to get her off the Ferris wheel.

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