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From: John (HI) (72.130.111.84)
Subject:         Paternity Oops
Date: March 21, 2016 at 10:45 am PST

A man standing in line at a check-out counter of a grocery store was very surprised when a quite attractive woman behind him said, "Hello!" Her face was beaming.

He gave her that "who are you look?" and couldn't remember ever having seen her before. Then, noticing his look, she figured she had made a mistake and apologized.

"Look," she said "I'm really sorry but when I first saw you, I thought you were the father of one of my children," and walked out of the store.

The guy was dumbfounded and thought to himself, "What is the world coming to? Here is an attractive woman who can't keep track of who fathers her children?" Really?

Then he got a little panicky.

"I don't remember her?" He thought, OMG, maybe during one of the fraternity parties he had been to when he was in college, perhaps he did father her child! He sprinted from the store, caught her in the parking lot and then catching his breath asked, "Are you the girl I met at a party in college, and then we had a little too much to drink and spent the night together, but I never called you again afterward?"

"No!" she said with a horrified look on her face. "I'm your son's Sunday School teacher."

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