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From: John (HI) (76.173.229.230)
Subject:         Svenís Sister
Date: November 23, 2015 at 1:14 pm PST

Lyle was hunting geese in the Northern Minnesota woods. He leaned his old 16 gauge against the corner of the blind to take a leak. As luck
would have it, his Labrador dog Ginger knocked the gun over, it went
off, and Lyle took most of an ounce of #4 shot straight into the groin.

Several hours later, lying in a Duluth hospital bed, he came to and
there was his ER doctor, Sven.

"Vell Lyle, I got some good noos and some bad noos. Da good noos is dat youíre going to be OK. Da damage vas local to your groin, dere was very little internal bleeding, and I vas able to remove all da buckshot.

"What's the bad news?" asks Lyle.

"The bad noos is dat dere vas some pretty extensive buckshot damage done to your manhood. So I'm going to have to refer you to my sister, Lena.

"Well, I guess that isn't too bad," says Lyle. "Is your sister a plastic
surgeon?"

"Not exactly," Sven says. "She's a flute player in da Minneapolis Symphony Orchestra. And because all you have is the governmentís new affordable care insurance, she's going to teach you where to put your fingers so you don't pee in your eye."

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