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From: John (HI) (
Subject:         Two Priests
Date: August 29, 2015 at 12:33 pm PST

Two priests decided to go to Hawaii on vacation. They were
determined to make this a real vacation by not wearing
anything that would identify them as clergy. As soon as the
plane landed they headed for a store and bought some really
outrageous shorts, shirts, sandals, sunglasses, etc.

The next morning they went to the beach dressed in their
aloha 'tourist' garb. They were sitting on beach chairs,
enjoying a drink, the sunshine, and the scenery when a 'drop
dead gorgeous' bikini-clad blonde came walking straight
towards them. They couldn't help but stare.

As the blonde passed them, she smiled and said, 'Good
morning, Father ~ Good morning, Father,' nodding and
addressing each of them individually. Then she passed on by.

They were both stunned. How in the world did she know they
were priests?

So the next day, they went back to the store and bought even
more outrageous outfits.

Once again, in their new attire, they settled down in their
chairs to enjoy the sunshine. After a little while, the same
gorgeous well-endowed blonde came walking toward them. Again
she nodded each of them and said, 'Good morning, Father ~
Good morning, Father,' and started to walk away.

One of the priests couldn't stand it any longer and said
'Just a minute, young lady.'

'Yes, Father?'

'We are priests and proud of it, but I have to know, how in
the world did you know we are priests, dressed as we are?'

She replied, 'Oh Father, it's me, Sister Kathleen.'

It was then they realized, neither of them had looked at her

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