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From: John (HI) (98.155.104.160)
Subject:         Kids' Views About Love
Date: January 12, 2015 at 4:56 pm PST

Kids say the darnedest things. It's a cliché but it's true.
Here are some actual funny answers kids gave to questions
regarding love and romance:

LOVE:

"Love is foolish... but I might try it sometime." Floyd,
age 9

"Yesterday I kissed a girl in a private place. We were
behind a tree." Carey, age 7

"Love will find you. Even if you hide from it. I have been
trying to hide from it since I was five, but the girls keep
finding me." Dave, age 8

"I'm not rushing into being in love. I'm finding the fourth
grade hard enough." Regina, age 10

HOW DO YOU BE A GOOD LOVER?

"Sensitivity don't hurt." Robbie, age 8

"One of you should know how to write a check because even if
you have tons of love, there is still going to be a lot of
bills." Ava, age 8

HOW DO YOU MAKE SOMEONE FALL IN LOVE WITH YOU?

"Tell them that you own a whole bunch of candy stores."
Del, age 6

"Shake your hips and hope for the best." Camille, age 9

"Yell out that you love them at the top of your lungs, and
don't worry if their parents are right there." Manuel, age
8

"Don't do things like have smelly, green sneakers. You might
get attention, but attention ain't the same thing as love."
Alonzo, age 9

"One way is to take the girl out to eat. Make sure it's
something she likes to eat. French fries usually works for
me." Bart, age 9

HOW CAN YOU TELL IF ADULTS EATING DINNER IN A RESTAURANT ARE
IN LOVE?"

Just see if the man picks up the check. That's how you can
tell if he is in love." Bobby, age 9

"Lovers will just be staring at each other and their food
will get cold. Other people care more about their food."
Bart, age 9

"Romantic adults are usually all dressed up, so if they are
just wearing jeans it might mean they used to go out or they
just broke up." Sarah, age 9

"See if the man has lipstick on his face." Sandra, age 7

"It's love if they order one of those desserts that's on
fire. They like to order those because it's just like how
their hearts are - on fire." Christine, age 9

WHAT ARE MOST PEOPLE ARE THINKING WHEN THEY SAY "I LOVE
YOU"?

"The person is thinking: Yeah, I really love him. But I hope
he showers at least once a day." Michelle, age 9

"Some lovers might be real nervous, so they are glad that
they finally got it out and said it and now they can eat."
Richard, age 7

HOW WAS KISSING INVENTED?

"I know one reason that kissing was created. It makes you
feel warm all over, and they don't always have electric heat
or fireplaces or even stoves in their houses." Gina, age 8

HOW DOES A PERSON LEARN TO KISS?

"You can have a big rehearsal with your Barbie and Ken
dolls." Julia, age 7

"You learn it right on the spot when your gooshy feelings
get the best of you." Brian, age 7

"It might help to watch soap operas all day." Carin, age 9

WHEN IS IT OKAY TO KISS SOMEONE?

"When they're rich." Pam, age 7

"It's never okay to kiss a boy. They always slobber all over
you. That's why I stopped doing it." Tammy, age 7

"If it's your mother, you can kiss her anytime. But if it's
a new person, you have to ask permission." Roger, age 8

"I look at kissing like this: Kissing is fine if you like
it, but it's a free country and nobody should be forced to
do it." Michael, age 8

HOW DO YOU MAKE LOVE ENDURE?"

Spend most of your time loving instead of going to work."
Dick, age 7

"Don't forget your wife's name. That will mess up the love."
Erin, age 8

"Be a good kisser. It might make your wife forget that you
never take out the trash." Dave, age 8

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