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From: John (HI) (98.155.104.160)
Subject:         More Football
Date: November 27, 2014 at 11:51 pm PST


Ohio State's Urban Meyer on one of his players: "He doesn't know the meaning of the word fear. In fact, I just saw his grades and he doesn't know the meaning of a lot of words."
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Why do Tennessee fans wear orange?


So they can dress for the game on Saturday, go hunting on Sunday, and pick up trash on Monday.
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What does the average Alabama player get on his SATs?

Drool.
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How many Oklahoma freshmen football players does it take to change a light bulb?

None. That's a sophomore course.
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How did the Georgia football player die from drinking milk?

The cow fell on him.
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Two Texas A&M football players were walking in the woods.

One of them said, "Look, a dead bird."

The other looked up in the sky and said, "Where?"
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A University of Louisville football player was almost killed yesterday in a tragic horseback-riding accident.

He fell from a horse and was nearly trampled to death.

Luckily, the manager of the Wal-Mart came out and unplugged the horse.
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What do you say to a Florida State football player dressed in a three-piece suit? "

"Will the defendant please rise."
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How can you tell if an Ole Miss or Mississippi State football player has a girlfriend?

There's tobacco juice on both sides of the pickup truck.
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What do you get when you put 32 Arkansas cheerleaders in one room?

Almost a full set of teeth.
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University of Michigan Coach Brady Hoke is only going to dress half of his players for the game this week; believe it or not the other half can dress themselves.
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How is the University of Kentucky football team like an opossum?

They play dead at home and get killed on the road.
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Why did the Nebraska linebacker steal a police car?

He saw "911" on the side and thought it was a Porsche.
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How do you get a former star Illinois football player off your porch?

Pay him for the pizza.

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