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From: John(HI) (98.155.108.229)
Subject:         The Perfect Husband
Date: August 25, 2014 at 6:20 pm PST


Several men are in the changing room of a golf club. A mobile phone on a bench rings and a man engages the hands-free speaker function and begins to talk. Everyone else in the room stops to listen.

MAN: "Hello"

WOMAN: "Hi Babe, it's me. Are you at the club?"

MAN: "Yes."

WOMAN: "I'm at the shops now and found this beautiful leather coat. It's only $2,000; is it OK if I buy it?"

MAN: "Sure, go ahead if you like it that much."

WOMAN: "I also stopped by the Mercedes Dealers and saw the latest models. I saw one I really liked."

MAN: "How much?"

WOMAN: "$70,000."

MAN: "OK, but for that price I want it with all the knobs and whistles….Leather seats etc .."

WOMAN: "Great! Oh, and one more thing... I was just talking to Margaret and found out that the house I wanted to buy last year is back on the market. They're asking $980,000 for it."

MAN: "Well, then go ahead and make an offer of $900,000. They'll probably take it. If not, we can go the extra eighty-thousand if it's what you really want."

WOMAN: "OK. I'll see you later! I love you so much!"

MAN: "Bye! I love you, too."

The man hangs up. The other men in the locker room are staring at him in astonishment, mouths wide open.

He turns and asks, "Does anyone know who's phone this is?"

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