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From: foehn (108.23.191.199)
Subject:         Another oldy, but goody:
Date: December 21, 2013 at 4:32 pm PST

The Priest said, "Sister, this is a silent monastery. You are welcome here as long as you like, but you may not speak until directed to do so."

Sister Mary Katherine lived in the monastery for 5 years before the Priest said to her, "Sister Mary Katherine, you have been here for 5 years. You may speak two words."

Sister Mary Katherine said, "Hard bed."

"I'm sorry to hear that," the Priest said, "We will get you a better bed."

After another 5 years, Sister Mary Katherine was again summoned by the Priest. "You may say another two words, Sister Mary Katherine."

"Cold food," said Sister Mary Katherine, and the Priest assured her that the food would be better in the future.

On her 15th anniversary at the monastery, the Priest again called Sister Mary Katherine in to his office and told her, "You may say two words today."

"I quit," said Sister Mary Katherine.

"Hmmmmm . . . " said the Priest, "It's probably best,--You've done nothing but b***h since you got
here."

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