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From: John(HI) (66.8.167.172)
Subject:         Car keys
Date: November 15, 2013 at 4:46 pm PST

Several days ago I left a restaurant after having had lunch with friends. I desperately gave myself a personal TSA pat down.
I was looking for my keys. They were not in my pockets. A quick search in the restaurant revealed nothing.
Suddenly I realized I must have left them in the car. Frantically, I headed around the corner for my parking spot.
Dave has scolded me many times for leaving the keys in the ignition.
My theory is the ignition is the best place not to lose them.
His theory is that the car will be stolen.
As I walked toward my car, I came to a terrifying conclusion. His theory was right. My parking spot was empty!
I immediately called the police. I gave them my location, confessed that I had left my keys in the car, and that it had been stolen.
Then I made the most difficult call of all, "Honey," I stammered; ( I always call him "honey" in times like these.)
"I left my keys in the car and it's been stolen."
There was a period of silence. I thought the call had been dropped, but then I heard his voice.
"Are you kidding' me", he barked, "I dropped you off"!!!!!!!
Now it was my time to be silent. Embarrassed, I said, "Well, come and get me."
He retorted, "I will, as soon as I convince this cop I didn't steal your car."
Yep it's the golden years................

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