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From: John(HI) (66.91.33.244)
Subject:         At the bar
Date: December 14, 2011 at 3:16 pm PST

There I was sitting at the bar staring at my drink when a large, trouble-making biker barges into the stool next to mine, grabs my drink and chugs it down in one gulp.
"Well, whatcha' gonna do about it?" he says, menacingly, as I burst into tears.
"Come on, man," the biker says, "I didn't think you'd CRY. I can`t stand to see a grown man crying. What are you, a girl?"
"This is the worst day of my life," I say. "I'm a complete failure. I was late to a meeting and my boss fired me. When I went to the parking lot, I found my car had been stolen and I don't have any insurance. I left my wallet in the cab I took home.
"Once there, I found my wife with another man and when she screamed, her dog bit me."
"So I came to this bar to work up the courage to put an end to it all… I bought a drink, dropped a capsule into it and was sitting here watching the poison slowly dissolve as I steeled my nerve to do away with myself; then you showed up and drank the whole thing…
"But enough about me, how's your day going?"

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