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From: John(HI) (98.155.171.237)
Subject:         British Humor
Date: October 3, 2011 at 4:02 pm PST

I was devastated to find out my wife was having an affair but, by turning to religion, I was soon able to come to terms with the whole thing. I converted to Islam, and we're stoning her in the morning!

Went to the pub with my girlfriend last night. Locals were shouting "pedophile!" and other names at me, just because my girlfriend is 21 and I'm 50. It completely spoiled our 10th anniversary.

The thing I love most about this hot weather is the short skirts and low cut tops.... although, they do make me look a bit gay.

Just been to the gym. They've got a new machine in. Only used it for half an hour, as I started to feel sick. It's great though. It does everything - KitKats, Mars Bars, Snickers, Potato Crisps, the lot.."

Some ba$tard's just pinched a pair of my wife's panties off the washing line. She's not bothered about the panties but she wants the 12 clothes pins back

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