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From: John(HI) (98.155.171.237)
Subject:         The Laws
Date: October 3, 2011 at 2:39 pm PST


1. Law of Mechanical Repair
- After your hands become coated with grease, your nose will begin to itch and you'll have to pee.

2. Law of Gravity
- Any tool, nut, bolt, screw, when dropped, will roll to the least accessible corner.

3. Law of Probability
-The probability of being watched is directly proportional to the stupidity of your act.

4. Law of Random Numbers
- If you dial a wrong number, you never get a busy signal and someone always answers.

5. Law of the Alibi
- If you tell the boss you were late for work because you had a flat tire, the very next morning you will have a flat tire.

6. Variation Law
- If you change lines (or traffic lanes), the one you were in will always move faster than the one you are in now (works every time).

7. Law of the Bath
- When the body is fully immersed in water, the telephone rings.

8. Law of Close Encounters
-The probability of meeting someone you know increases dramatically when you are with someone you don't want to be seen with.

9. Law of the Result
- When you try to prove to someone that a machine won't work, it will.

10. Law of Biomechanics
- The severity of the itch is inversely proportional to the reach.

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