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From: John(HI) (98.155.171.237)
Subject:         Dead Mule
Date: June 21, 2011 at 7:18 pm PST

Leroy & Cletus saw an ad in the Daily News Newspaper and bought a mule for $100. The farmer agreed to deliver the mule the next day.

The next morning the farmer drove up and said, "Sorry, fellows, I have some bad news, the mule died last night."

Leroy & Cletus replied, "Well, then just give us our money back."

The farme rsaid, "Can't do that. I went and spent it already.

They said, "OK then, just bring us the dead mule."

The farmer asked, "What in the world ya'll gonna do with a dead mule?"

Leroy said, "We gonna raffle him off."

The farmer said, "You can't raffle off a dead mule!"

Cletus said, "We shore can! Heck, we don't hafta tell nobody he's dead!"

A couple of weeks later,the farmer ran into Leroy & Cletus
at the Piggly Wiggly grocery store and asked.

"What'd you fellers ever do with that dead mule?

They said,"We raffled him off like we said we wuz gonna do."

Leroy said,"Shucks, we sold 500 tickets fer two dollars apiece
and made a profit of $898."

The farmer said,"My Lord, didn't anyone complain?"

Cletus said, "Well, the feller who won got upset.
So we gave him his two dollars back."

Leroy & Cletus now work for the government.

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