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From: John(HI) (98.155.150.124)
Subject:         On the Course
Date: May 23, 2011 at 2:26 pm PST


A husband and wife were out golfing together one day when they came upon a tough par 4 hole. The wife hooked her drive deep into the woods and proclaimed that she would have to chip out.

Then the husband said, "Maybe not, dear! Do you see that barn over there? If I open the doors on both sides, I do believe you could hit it right through and reach the green."

So the wife agrees to give it a try, but when she hits the ball it goes straight through the first doors of the barn, hits the crossbeam, ricochets back and hits her husband square in the head, killing him stone dead.

Well, about a year goes by and the woman is golfing with a friend. She finds herself on the same hole, with the same results: a hook deep in the woods. She is all set to chip out when her friend runs up to her and says, "Wait! Do you see that barn over there? If I open the doors on both sides, I think you can still reach the green."

"No way," replies the woman, "I tried that last year and I got a 7."

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