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From: John(HI) (66.91.34.70)
Subject:         Not very PC
Date: February 13, 2011 at 5:16 pm PST

1. In a local sports bar trivia quiz the other night, I lost by one point. The question was, where do women mostly have curly hair? Apparently, it's Africa.

2. I've heard that Apple has scrapped their plans for the new children's-oriented iPod after realizing that iTouch Kids is not a good product name.

3. A new Muslim clothing shop opened here in Lufkin, but I've been banned from it after asking to look at some bomber jackets.

4. You can say lots of bad things about pedophiles but at least they drive slowly past schools.

5. I just put a deposit down on a brand new Porsche and mentioned it on FaceBook. I said "I can't wait for the new 911 to arrive!" Next thing I know 4000 Muslims have added me as a friend!!

6. Being a modest man, when I checked into my hotel on a recent trip, I said to the lady at the registration desk ... "I hope the p orn channel in my room is disabled." To which she replied, "No, it's regular p orn, you sick ba$tard.”

7.The red cross knocked at my door asking if I could help towards the floods in Pakistan. I said I would love to, but my hose only reaches the bottom of the driveway.

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