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From: John(HI) (66.91.34.227)
Subject:         Know Your Anatomy
Date: August 29, 2010 at 4:19 pm PST

The pastor asked the congregation if anyone wished to express praise for answered prayers. Judy Smith stood and walked to the podium.
She said, “I have a praise. Two months ago, my husband, Tom, had a terrible bicycle wreck and his scrotum was completely crushed. The pain was excruciating and the doctors didn’t know if they could help him.”

You could hear a muffled gasp from the men in the congregation as they imagined the pain that poor Tom must have experienced.
“Tom was unable to hold me or the children,” she went on, “and every move caused him terrible pain. I prayed and prayed while the doctors performed a delicate operation. In the end, it turned out they were able to piece together the crushed remnants of Tom’s scrotum and wrapped wire around it to hold it in place.”

Again, the men in the congregation cringed and squirmed uncomfortably as they imagined the horrible surgery performed on Tom.
“Now,” she announced in a quavering voice, “thank the Lord, Tom is out of the hospital and the doctors say that with time, his scrotum should recover completely.” All the men sighed with unified relief.
The pastor rose and apprehensively asked if anyone else had something to say.

A man stood up and walked slowly to the podium. He turned to the congregation and said, “I’m Tom Smith.” The entire congregation held its breath.

“I just want to tell my wife, the word is sternum.”

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