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From: John(HI) (
Subject:         True Southern Lady
Date: May 31, 2010 at 3:36 pm PST

A very gentle Southern lady was driving across the Savannah River Bridge in Georgia one day. As she neared the mid-point of the bridge, she noticed a young New Englander fixin' to jump. She stopped her car, rolled down the window and said, "Please don't jump young man. Think of your dear mother and father."
He replied, "Mom and Dad are both dead; I'm going to jump."
She said, "Well, think of your wife and children."
He replied, "I'm not married and I don't have any kids."
She said, "Well, think of Robert E. Lee."
He replied, "Who is Robert E. Lee?''
She replied, "Well, bless your heart… you just go ahead and jump, you dumbass!"

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