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From: John(HI) (
Subject:         Turkey accident
Date: November 23, 2009 at 3:19 pm PST

The turkey shot out of the oven and rocketed into the air;
It knocked every plate off the table and partly demolished a chair.
It ricocheted into a corner and burst with a deafening boom;
Then splattered all over the kitchen completely obscuring the room.
It stuck to the walls and the windows, it totally coated the floor;
There was turkey attached to the ceiling where there'd never been turkey before.
It blanketed every appliance, it smeared every saucer and bowl;
There wasn't a way I could stop it - that turkey was out of control!
I scraped and I scrubbed with displeasure, and thought with chagrin as I mopped
That I'd never again stuff a turkey with popcorn that hadn't been popped!

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