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From: John(HI) (
Subject:         Outhouses (two-holers)
Date: August 1, 2009 at 4:29 pm PST

Years ago up in north texas where I was raised we still had outhouses and one day I saw an uncle of mine, that was not very swift, heading for ours with a fishing rod in his hand. I hollered out to him, 'hey unc, what ya doing? there ain't no fish in there.' He said, ' I know there ain't but I dropped my coat in the other hole and imma gonna fish it out!.' I said,' well you ain't gonna wear it are ya?' He said, ' helllll no,,,, but I got a sammich in the pocket!'
At another two holer in Scotland, Angus walked in and saw Macgregor reaching into his kilt pocket. He pulled out a handful of coins and threw them into one of the holes. Shocked that he'd throw money away like that Angus shouted, "Macgregor! Air ye daft? Why are you throwing money down the hole??"

Without pausing, and getting ready to stick his leg in, Macgregor replied, "Well, Angus, I dropped a nickel when I came in. You don't think I'm going down fer just a nickel do ye?"

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