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From: John(HI) (66.91.205.63)
Subject:         Senior moment in church (adult)
Date: July 24, 2009 at 6:44 pm PST

A Preacher is explaining that he must move on to a larger congregation that will pay him more. There is a hush within the congregation.... No one wants him to leave.

Joe Smith, who owns several car dealerships in the City, stands up and proclaims, ' If the Preacher stays, I will provide him with a new Cadillac every year, and his wife with a Honda mini-van to transport their children!'

The congregation sighs in relief, and applauds.

Sam Brown, a successful entrepreneur and investor, stands and says, 'If the Preacher will stay I'll personally double his salary and also establish a foundation to guarantee the college education of all his children!'

More sighs and loud applause.

Sadie Jones, age 88, stands and announces with a smile, 'If the Preacher stays ... I will give him sex!'

There is total silence. The Preacher, blushing, asks, 'Mrs. Jones, whatever possessed you to say that?'

Sadie's 90- year-old husband, Jake, is now trying to hide, holding his forehead with the palm of his hand and shaking his head from side to side, while his wife replies, 'Well, I just asked my husband how we could help and he said, "Screw the preacher..."

Isn't senility wonderful?

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