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From: John(HI) (
Subject:         Three bits of Reader's Digest humor
Date: February 2, 2009 at 4:32 pm PST

I was babysitting a three-year-old when the stench from the cat litter became so overbearing I just had to clean it. As I began scooping it out, I asked the boy, "Does your mommy do this?"
"No," he said. "It's for the cats."
An Alaskan was on trial in Anchorage. The presecutor leanmed menacingly toward him and asked, "Where were you on the night of October to April?"
Traveling outside Taos, New Mexico, a man comes upon a Native American lying in the middle of the road with his ear pressed against the blacktop. "What are you doing?" asks the man
The tribesman replies, "Woman, late 30s, three kids, one barking dog in late model, four-door station wagon, traveling at 65 mph."
"Amazing! You can tell all of that just by listening to the ground?"
"No," says the Native American. "They ran over me five minutes ago."

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