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From: John(HI) (66.91.205.104)
Subject:         A Good and Pious Man
Date: November 30, 2008 at 11:21 pm PST


Seymour was a good and pious man, and when he passed away, the Lord himself greeted him at the pearly gates of heaven.
"Hungry, Seymour?" Lord asked.
"I could eat," said Seymour.
The Lord opened a can of tuna, and they shared it.

While eating this humble meal, Seymour looked down into hell and noticed the enormous steaks, pheasant, pastries, and vodka being consumed.

The next day, the Lord again asked Seymour if he were hungry, and Seymour again said, "I could eat." Once again, a can of tuna was opened and shared, while down below Seymour noticed a feast of caviar, champagne, lamb, truffles, brandy, and chocolates.

The following day, mealtime arrived and another can of tuna was opened. Meekly, Seymour said, "Lord, I am very happy to be in Heaven as a reward for the good life I lived. But, this is Heaven, and all I get to eat is tuna. In the other place, they eat like kings. I just don't understand."
"To be honest, Seymour," the Lord said, "For just two people, does it pay to cook?"

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