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From: John(HI) (66.91.205.104)
Subject:         Old age
Date: November 18, 2008 at 4:21 pm PST

Have you ever been guilty of looking at others your own age and thinking, 'Surely I can't look that old!'

My name is Alice Smith and I was sitting in the waiting room for my first appointment with a new dentist. I noticed his DDS diploma, which bore his full name.

Suddenly, I remembered a tall, handsome, dark-haired boy with the same name had been in my high school class some 30-odd years ago. Could he be the same guy that I had a secret crush on way back then?

Upon seeing him, however, I quickly discarded any such thought. This balding, grey-haired man was way too old to have been my classmate.

After he examined my teeth, I asked him if he had attended Morgan Park High School.

'Yes. Yes, I did. I'm a Mustang,' he gleamed with pride.

'When did you graduate?' I asked.

He answered, 'In 1975. Why do you ask?'

'You were in my class!' I exclaimed.

He looked at me closely. Then, that four-eyed, ugly, old , bald, wrinkled, fat ass, grey-haired, decrepit son-of-a-b!tch asked, 'What did you teach?'

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