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From: John(HI) (66.91.205.104)
Subject:         It's a Guy thing -- What He says and What he MEANS
Date: October 6, 2008 at 3:53 pm PST

--- "I WAS LISTENING TO YOU. IT'S JUST THAT I HAVE THINGS ON MY MIND."
Means: "I was wondering if that redhead over there is wearing a bra."


--- "TAKE A BREAK HONEY, YOU'RE WORKING TOO HARD."
Means: "I can't hear the game over the vacuum cleaner."


--- "THAT'S INTERESTING, DEAR."
Means: "Are you still talking?"


--- "YOU KNOW HOW BAD MY MEMORY IS."
Means: "I remember the theme song to 'F Troop', the address of the first girl I ever kissed, and the vehicle identification numbers of every car I've ever owned, but I forgot your birthday."


--- "I WAS JUST THINKING ABOUT YOU, AND GOT YOU THESE ROSES".
Means: "The girl selling them on the corner was a real babe."


--- "OH, DON'T FUSS, I JUST CUT MYSELF, IT'S NO BIG DEAL."
Means: "I have actually severed a limb, but will bleed to death before I admit that I'm hurt."


--- "HEY, I'VE GOT MY REASONS FOR WHAT I'M DOING".
Means: "And I sure hope I think of some pretty darn soon."


--- "I CAN'T FIND IT."
Means: "It didn't fall into my outstretched hands, so I'm completely clueless.


--- "WHAT DID I DO THIS TIME?"
Means: "What did you catch me at?"


--- "I HEARD YOU."
Means: "I haven't the foggiest clue what you just said, and am hoping desperately that I
can fake it well enough so that you don't spend the next 3 days yelling at me."


--- "YOU LOOK TERRIFIC."
Means: "Please don't try on one more outfit, I'm starving already."


--- "I'M NOT LOST. I KNOW EXACTLY WHERE WE ARE."
Means: "No one will ever see us alive again."


--- "WE SHARE THE HOUSEWORK."
Means: "I make the mess, she cleans it up."

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