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From: John(HI) (66.91.205.104)
Subject:         Company Office Policy Concerning Storm and Office Closings
Date: September 1, 2008 at 4:27 pm PST


As we watch the progress of the hurricane season, the following are the company's guidelines based upon the hurricane's intensity:

Hurricane Category #1
No excuse for being late. Leave earlier to give extra time to avoid fallen trees and limbs.

Hurricane Category #2
Because of the possibility of horizontal rain, you may wear jeans.

Hurricane Category #3
Whereas most of the area will be flooded, we suggest you avoid wearing open toe sandals when coming to work. Canoes will be provided to get to the building safely without getting wet.

Hurricane Category #4
More than likely there will be no electricity. Given that, we will have manual typewriters available to all staff members. Please take extra caution and wear waterproof make-up.


Hurricane Category #5
Velcro and duct tape will be provided to keep you attached to your chairs when the windows blow out. For those who survive, we will have chocolate cake at 3:00 pm in the kitchen.

Have A Nice Day!

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