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From: John(HI) (
Subject:         What to do 'bout Church Squirrels
Date: August 27, 2008 at 4:49 pm PST

There were Five Houses of Worship in a small ARKANSAS
town: The Presbyterian Church, the Baptist Church, the Methodist
Church, the Catholic Church and the Jewish Synagogue.

Each was seriously overrun with pesky squirrels.

One day, the Presbyterian Church called a meeting to
decide what to do about the squirrels. After much prayer and consideration,
they determined that the squirrels were predestined to be there and they shouldn't
interfere with God's divine will...

In The BAPTIST CHURCH the squirrels had taken up
habitation in the baptistery. The deacons met and decided to put a cover
on the baptistery and drown the squirrels in it. The squirrels escaped
somehow and there were twice as many there the next week

The Methodist Church got together and decided that
they were not in a position to harm any of God's creation. So, they humanely
trapped the Squirrels and set them free a few miles outside of town.
Three days later, the squirrels were back.

But -- The Catholic Church came up with the best and
most effective solution. They baptized the squirrels and registered
them as members of the church. Now they only see them on Christmas and

Now, not much was heard from the Jewish Synagogue. But they
took one squirrel and held a short service with him called a circumcision
and they haven't seen any squirrels on the property since.

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