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From: Bigdaddy3k (70.232.5.178)
Subject:         Boating
Date: June 23, 2008 at 12:49 pm PST

They say the happiest days in life are the day you
buy a boat and the day you sell it!!! Well, here's a
good boat story!!!

Joe and John were identical twins. Joe owned an old
dilapidated boat and kept pretty much to himself. One
day he rented out his boat to a group from
out-of-state who sank it.

Joe spent all day trying to salvage as much stuff as
he could and was out of touch all that day and most of
the evening. Therefore, Joe did not know that his
brother John's wife had died suddenly that day. When
Joe got back on shore he went into town to pick up a
few things at the grocery. A kind old neighbor woman
mistook him for John and said: 'I'm so sorry for your
loss. You must feel terrible.'

Joe, thinking she was talking about his boat said: '
Well no! Fact is I'm sort of glad to be rid of her.
She was a rotten old thing from the beginning. Her
bottom was all shriveled up and she smelled like old
dead fish. She was always holding water. She had

a bad crack in the back and a pretty big hole in the front
too. Every time I used her, her hole got bigger and
she leaked like crazy. I guess what finally finished
her off was when I rented her to those four guys who
were looking for a good time. I warned them that she
wasn't very good and smelled bad. But they wanted her
anyway. The darn fools tried to get in her all at one
time and she split right up the middle!'

The old woman fainted.

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