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From: John(HI) (66.91.34.3)
Subject:         The Telegram
Date: June 16, 2008 at 10:28 am PST

A blonde and a brunette are running a ranch together in Louisiana. They decide they need a bull to mate with their cows to increase their herd. The brunette takes their life savings of $600 and goes to Texas to buy a bull. She eventually meets with an old cowboy that will sell her a bull.

"It's the only one I got for $599, take it or leave it," he says.

She buys the bull and goes to the local telegram office and says, "I'd like to send a telegram to my friend in Louisiana that says: Have found the stud bull for our ranch, bring the trailer."

The man behind the counter tells her, "Telegrams to anywhere in the U.S. are $0.75 per word."

She thinks about it for a moment and says, "I'd like to send one word, please."

"And what word would that be?" inquires the man.

"Comfortable," replies the brunette.

The man asks, "I'm sorry miss, but is your friend going to understand this telegram?"

The brunette replies, "My friend is blonde and reads really slowly. When she gets this, she will see COM-FOR-DA-BULL."

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