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From: John(HI) (
Subject:         Retired people
Date: May 10, 2008 at 11:11 pm PST

Working people frequently ask retired people what they do to
make their days interesting and an old guy said: Well, for
example, the other day I went downtown and went into a shop. I was only
in there for about 5 minutes and when I came out there was a cop
writing out a parking ticket I went up to him and said, 'Come
on, man, how about giving a retired person a break'?

He ignored me and continued writing the ticket. I called him a
'Nazi.' He glared at me and started writing another ticket for
having worn tires. So I called him a 'doughnut eating Gestapo.' He
finished the second ticket and put it on the windshield with the first. Then
he started writing a third ticket. This went on for about 20

The more I abused him, the more tickets he wrote. Personally,
I didn't care. I came downtown on the bus and the car that he
was putting the tickets on had a bumper sticker that said 'Obama
in '08.'

I try to have a little fun each day now that I'm retired.

It's important to my health!

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