A woman and a baby were in the doctor's examining room, waiting for the doctor to come in for the baby's first exam. The doctor arrived, and examined the baby and checked his weight. He was a little concerned, so he asked if the baby was being breast-fed or bottle-fed? “Breast-fed,” the woman replied. The doctor decided he needed to check further. "Well, strip down to your waist,” the doctor ordered. She did. He pinched her nipples, pressed, kneaded, and rubbed both breasts for a while in a very professional and detailed examination. Motioning to her to get dressed, the doctor said, “No wonder this baby is underweight. You don't have any milk.” “I know,” she said, “I'm his Grandma, but I'm glad I came.”
