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From: John(HI) (
Subject:         Gorilla Extractor (an oldie)
Date: January 29, 2008 at 4:22 pm PST

A lady is eating breakfast on her patio one morning when she notices a huge gorilla climbing her palm tree. In a panic, she runs into the house and grabs the yellow pages. Sure enough,in the yellow pages under "G" is a big ad for gorilla extractors. She calls the number and the man on the other end of the line says he'll be right over.
When he shows up he explains to the lady that it is a pretty common problem and it should only take a few minutes to remove the gorilla. The lady follows him out to his truck and watches him remove his equipment. He grabs a stepladder, a shotgun, an eight foot pole, handcuffs and his faithful dog,Old Blue.
The lady, unfamiliar with the gorilla extraction procedures, asks, "What is all that stuff for?"
The gorilla extractor explains, "First I climb up on the stepladder and knock the gorilla out of the tree with this here pole. When the gorilla falls from the tree, Old Blue will rush forward and latch on to his testicles, temporarily paralyzing the beast. At which point, I slip the handcuffs on him and haul him away."
The lady asks, "What's the shotgun for?"
The man answers, "If I fall off the ladder, you shoot Old Blue."

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