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From: John(HI) (cpe-66-91-32-38.hawaii.res.rr.com)
Subject:         Smart Pig
Date: December 23, 2007 at 7:21 pm PST

A traveling salesman was driving down a country road to his next appointment. Suddenly he came upon a farmhouse and barn, and near the road he spied a fenced pen containg a large pig. To his amazement he noticed that the pig had only three legs...the right rear leg was missing. Seeing the farmer nearby, the salesman stopped his car, greeted the old man, and made small talk for a few minutes. Then he asked about the pig.

"I noticed your pig there, sir," he said, "I've never seen a three legged pig before."

"Well, sir," the farmer drawled, "That there pig is really somethin'...a real hero. About six months ago, in the middle of the night, me 'n the old lady was sleeping when our house caught fire. That pig busted outta his pen, ran to the house, broke down the door...squealin' and screamin' like all git out. All that racket woke us up, and we got out of our burning house alive...all due to that there pig. A real hero, he is."

"But how did he lose his leg?" asked the salesman.

"Well, now," answered the farmer, "A smart pig like that...ya just don't eat him all at one time."

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