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From: John(HI) (cpe-66-91-32-38.hawaii.res.rr.com)
Subject:         The Farmer
Date: December 18, 2007 at 8:19 pm PST

A man owned a small farm in West Virginia.

The West Virginia State Wage & Hour Department claimed he was not paying proper wages to his help and sent an agent out to interview him.

"I need a list of your employees and how much you pay them," demanded the agent.

"Well," replied the farmer, "there's my farm hand who's been with me for 3 years. I pay him $200 a week plus free room and board. The cook has been here for 18 months, and I pay her $150 per week plus free room and board.

Then there's the half-wit who works about 18 hours every day and does about 90% of all the work around here. He makes about $10 per week, pays his own room and board and I buy him a bottle of bourbon every Saturday night. He also sleeps with my wife occasionally."

"That's the guy I want to talk to -- the half-wit," says the agent.

"That would be me," replied the farmer.

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