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From: anonymous (user193001.pclan.ets.org)
Subject:         50 Dollars is 50 Dollars
Date: June 6, 2007 at 8:37 am PST

JOHN AND HIS WIFE, MARY WENT TO THE STATE FAIR EVERY YEAR. EVERY YEAR, JOHN WOULD SAY, "MARY, I'D LIKE TO RIDE IN THAT HELICOPTER."
MARY ALWAYS REPLIED, "I KNOW JOHN, BUT THAT HELICOPTER RIDE IS 50 DOLLARS, AND 50 DOLLARS IS 50 DOLLARS."
A FEW YEARS LATER, MARY AND JOHN WENT TO THE FAIR. JOHN SAID, "MARY, I'M 85 YEARS OLD. IF I DON'T RIDE THAT HELICOPTER NOW, I MIGHT NEVER GET ANOTHER CHANCE."
MARY REPLIED, "JOHN, THAT HELICOPTER IS 50 DOLLARS AND 50 DOLLARS IS 50 DOLLARS."
THE PILOT OVERHEARD THE COUPLE. HE SAID, "FOLKS, I'LL MAKE
YOU A DEAL. I'LL TAKE THE BOTH OF YOU FOR A RIDE. IF YOU CAN STAY
QUIET FOR THE ENTIRE RIDE AND NOT SAY A WORD, I WON'T CHARGE YOU! BUT IF YOU SAY ONE WORD, IT'S 50 DOLLARS."
JOHN AND MARY AGREED --- AND UP THEY WENT.
THE PILOT DID ALL KINDS OF FANCY MANEUVERS. BUT NOT A WORD
WAS HEARD. HE DID HIS DAREDEVIL TRICKS OVER AND OVER AGAIN, BUT STILL NOT A WORD. WHEN THEY LANDED, THE PILOT TURNED TO JOHN. HE SAID, "BY GOLLY, I DID EVERYTHING I COULD TO GET YOU TO YELL OUT, BUT YOU DIDN'T - I'M IMPRESSED!"
JOHN REPLIED, "WELL, I WAS GOING TO SAY SOMETHING WHEN
MARY FELL OUT, BUT 50 DOLLARS IS 50 DOLLARS.”

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