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From: anonymous (user193001.pclan.ets.org)
Subject:         Smiles from the Bible
Date: April 20, 2007 at 11:17 am PST

SMILES FROM THE BIBLE

Q. WHAT KIND OF MAN WAS BOAZ BEFORE HE MARRIED RUTH?

A. RUTHLESS.

Q. WHAT DO THEY CALL PASTORS IN GERMANY?

A. GERMAN SHEPHERDS

Q. WHO WAS THE GREATEST FINANCIER IN THE BIBLE?

A. NOAH. HE WAS FLOATING HIS STOCK WHILE EVERY-

ONE ELSE WAS IN LIQUIDATION.

Q. WHO WAS THE GREATEST FEMALE FINANCIER IN THE BIBLE?

A. PHARAOH'S DAUGHTER. SHE WENT DOWN TO THE

BANK OF THE NILE AND DREW OUT A LITTLE PROPHET.

Q. WHAT KIND OF MOTOR VEHICLES ARE IN THE BIBLE?

A. JEHOVAH DROVE ADAM AND EVE OUT OF THE

GARDEN IN A FURY. DAVID'S TRIUMPH WAS HEARD

THROUGHOUT THE LAND. ALSO, PROBABLY A HONDA

BECAUSE THE APOSTLES WERE IN ONE ACCORD.

Q. WHO WAS THE GREATEST COMEDIAN IN THE BIBLE?

A. SAMSON HE BROUGHT THE HOUSE DOWN.

Q. WHAT EXCUSE DID ADAM GIVE TO HIS CHILDREN AS TO

AS TO WHY HE NO LONGER LIVED IN EDEN?

A. YOUR MOTHER ATE US OUT OF HOUSE AND HOME.

Q. WHICH SERVANT OF GOD WAS THE MOST FLAGRANT

LAWBREAKER IN THE BIBLE?

A. MOSES, HE BROKE ALL 10 COMMANDMENTS AT ONCE.

Q. WHICH AREA OF PALESTINE WAS ESPECIALLY WEALTHY?

A. THE AREA AROUND JORDAN. THE BANKS WERE ALWAYS OVERFLOWING.

Q. WHO IS THE GREATEST BABYSITTER MENTIONED IN THE BIBLE?

A. DAVID HE ROCKED GOLIATH TO A VERY DEEP SLEEP.

Q. WHICH BIBLE CHARACTER HAD NO PARENTS?

A. JOSHUA, SON OF NUN.

Q. WHY DIDN'T THEY PLAY CARDS ON THE ARK?

A. BECAUSE NOAH WAS STANDING ON THE DECK.

And if Marian had led the Exodus, as opposed to her brothers Moses and Aaron, she would have asked for directions and it wouldn't have taken 40 years to get
to the Promised Land!



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