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From: John(HI) (cpe-66-91-32-160.hawaii.res.rr.com)
Subject:         Redneck Fishing
Date: April 16, 2007 at 3:53 pm PST

A hillbilly was stopped by a game warden in North Carolina recently with a pail of fish. He was leaving a cove well known for its fishing. The game warden asked the man, "Do you have a license to catch those fish?"

"Naw, sir, I ain't got none of them there licenses, no. Ya see, these here are my pet fish."

"Pet fish?" said the game warden.

"Yep. Ever night I take these here fish down to tha lake and let em swim round for a while. Then I whistle and they jump rat back into this here pail and I take em home."

"That's a bunch of hooey! Fish can't do that!" says the warden.

The hillbilly looked at the game warden for a moment and then said, "It's the truth Mr. Government man, I'll show you. It really works."

"Okay," said the game warden, "I've GOT to see this!"

The hillbilly poured the fish into the lake and stood and waited. After several minutes, the game warden turned to him and said, "Well?"

"Well, what?" said the hillbilly.

The warden said, "When are you going to call them back?"

The hillbilly said, "Call who back?"

"The FISH!" replied the warden.

"What fish?" answered the hillbilly.

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