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From: John(HI) (cpe-66-91-32-160.hawaii.res.rr.com)
Subject:         "The Knob"--may offend some
Date: March 26, 2007 at 7:44 pm PST

A woman in her fifties went to a plastic surgeon for a facelift.

The surgeon told her about a new procedure called
"The Knob," where a small knob is placed on the top of a woman's head and can be turned to tighten up her skin to produce the effect of a brand new facelift.

Of course the woman wanted "The Knob".

Over the course of the years, the woman tightened
the knob and the effects were wonderful. The woman remained young looking and vibrant. After fifteen years, the woman returned to the surgeon with two problems.

"All of these years, everything has been working
just fine. I have turned the knob many times and have been very pleased with the results.

But now, I've developed two annoying problems:

First, I have these terrible bags under my eyes and the knob won't get rid of them."

The doctor looked at her closely and said, "Those
aren't bags, those are your breasts."

She said, "Well, I guess there's no point in asking about the goatee".

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