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From: anonymous (user193029.pclan.ets.org)
Subject:         Timbuktu
Date: February 12, 2007 at 1:33 pm PST

THE MARYLAND POETRY CONTEST HAD COME DOWN TO TWO, A YALE GRADUATE AND A COWBOY FROM EAST TEXAS. †THEY WERE GIVEN A WORD, THEN ALLOWED TWO MINUTES TO STUDY THE WORD AND COME UP WITH A POEM THAT CONTAINED THE WORD. †THE WORD THEY WERE GIVEN WAS TIMBUKTU.

FIRST TO RECITE HIS POEM WAS THE YALE GRADUATE. HE STEPPED TO THE MICROPHONE AND SAID:

"SLOWLY ACROSS THE DESERT SAND,
TREKKED A LONELY CARAVAN.
MEN ON CAMELS, TWO BY TWO,
DESTINATION: TIMBUKTU."

THE CROWD WENT CRAZY!

NO WAY COULD THE COWBOY TOP THAT, THEY THOUGHT AS THE REDNECK CALMLY MADE HIS WAY TO THE MICROPHONE AND RECITED:

"ME AND TIM, A' HUNTIN' WE WENT.
MET THREE WHORES IN A POP-UP TENT.
THEY WAS THREE, AND WE WAS TWO.
SO I BUCKED ONE, AND TIMBUKTU."

THE COWBOY WON HANDS DOWN.

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