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From: John(HI) (cpe-66-91-34-102.hawaii.res.rr.com)
Subject:         More one-liners
Date: January 2, 2007 at 7:54 pm PST

Man: "Doctor, I think I'm a dog." Psychiatrist: "Mmmm. Interesting. Please lie down on the couch." Man: "I'm not allowed on the couch!" .

You really have to hand it to blind prostitutes!

One time when my son was 3 years old, I took him shopping. When we got home, he had a candy bar in his pocket. I didn't buy it, and he certainly didn't buy it, so we marched back to the mall - and we went to the jewelry store.

In high school, my school team was the "Fighting Indians". The mascot would dance around before each game. All of our games were rained out.

Those who live by the sword get shot by those who don't.

In high school, I was in the French club. All we would do is occasionally surrender to the German club.

When I was younger, I used to play doctor with this girl in my neighborhood. We got caught, but I'm lucky it was on a Wednesday. We were just playing golf.

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