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From: Jeff (webwizard.vegsource.com)
Subject:         Living Life Backwards
Date: November 5, 2006 at 11:49 am PST

Living Life Backwards


I want to live my next life backwards:


You start out dead and get that out of the way


Then you wake up in an old age home feeling better every day


Then you get kicked out for being too healthy.


You enjoy your retirement and collect your pension.


Then when you start work, you get a gold watch on your first day


You work 40 years until you're too young to work


You get ready for college: drink alcohol, party, and you're generally
promiscuous.


Then you go to primary school, you become a kid, you play, and you have no responsibilities.


Then you become a baby, and then..


You spend your last 9 months floating peacefully in luxury, in spa-like conditions - central heating, room service on tap, and then...


You finish off as an orgasm.


I rest my case.

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