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From: anonymous (
Subject:         some out-of-office messages
Date: September 12, 2006 at 12:51 pm PST

Some out-of-office replies:

1. I am currently out at a job interview and will
reply to you if I fail to get the position.
Be prepared for my mood.

2. You are receiving this automatic notification
because I am out of the office. If I was in,
chances are you wouldn't have received anything at

3. I will be unable to delete all the unread,
worthless emails you send me until I return from
holiday on 4 April. Please be patient and your mail
will be deleted in the order it was received.

4. Thank you for your email. Your credit card has been
charged $5.99 for the first ten words and $1.99 for
each additional word in your message.

5. The e-mail server is unable to verify your server
connection and is unable to deliver this message.
Please restart your computer and try sending again.
(The beauty of this is that when you return, you can
see how many in-duh-viduals did this over and over.)

6. Thank you for your message, which has been added to
a queuing system. You are currently in 352nd place,
and can expect to receive a reply in approximately 19

7. I've run away to join a different circus.

8. I will be out of the office for the next 2 weeks
for medical reasons. When I return, please refer to me
as ' Margaret' instead of 'Steve'.

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