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From: John(HI) (
Subject:         Dolly and the Queen (another oldie)
Date: September 8, 2006 at 4:21 pm PST

Dolly Parton and Queen Elizabeth die on the same day and
they both go before an Angel to find out if they'll be
admitted to Heaven.

Unfortunately, there's only one space left that day, so the
Angel must decide which of them gets in. The Angel asks
Dolly if there's some particular reason why she should go
to Heaven.

Dolly takes off her top and says, "Look at these, they're
the most perfect breasts God ever created, and I'm sure it
will please God to be able to see them every day, for eternity."

The Angel thanks Dolly, and asks Her Majesty the same question.

The Queen takes a bottle of Perrier out of her purse, shakes
it up, and gargles. Then, she spits into a toilet and pulls the lever.

The Angel says, "OK, your Majesty, you may go in."

Dolly is outraged and asks, "What was that all about? I show you
two of God's own perfect creations and you turn me down. She
spits into a commode and she gets in! Would you explain that to me?"

"Sorry, Dolly," says the Angel, "but even in Heaven, a royal flush
beats a pair - no matter how big they are.

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