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From: John(HI) (
Subject:         French Jokes (oldies)
Date: September 7, 2006 at 8:51 pm PST

How can you identify a French war veteran?
He's the one with sunburned armpits.

Raise your right hand if you like the French
... raise both hands if you are French.

What do you call 100,000 Frenchmen with their hands up?
The French Army.

“France has neither winter nor summer nor morals. Apart from these
drawbacks it is a fine country. France has usually been governed by
prostitutes.” –Mark Twain

“Going to war without France is like going deer hunting without your
accordion.” –Norman Schwartzkopf

“You know, the French remind me a little bit of an aging actress of the
1940s who was still trying to dine out on her looks but doesn’t have the
face for it.” –John McCain, U.S. Senator from Arizona

“You know why the French don’t want to bomb Saddam Hussein? Because he
hates America, he loves mistresses and wears a beret. He is French,
people.” –Conan O’Brien

“I don’t know why people are surprised that France won’t help us get Saddam
out of Iraq. After all, France wouldn’t help us get the Germans out of
France!” –Jay Leno

France is miserable because it is filled with Frenchmen, and Frenchmen are
miserable because they live in France. –Mark Twain

Only thing worse than a Frenchman is a Frenchman who lives in Canada.–Ted

The new French flag: a white flag with a vertical brown stripe up the

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